Agent Status 18 of 28 active
Core (7/7)
Morning Roast
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Daily issue digest + fortune of the day with extra sass and coffee metaphors
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Quest Master
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Turns boring issues into epic RPG quests with XP rewards
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Reviews PRs with witty commentary + /roast mode for brutal code roasts
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Researches anything you ask with entertaining tangents and sources
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Curates your repo's knowledge base with dramatic narrative flair
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Hype Man
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Celebrates milestones, merged PRs, and closed issues with fanfare
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Heartbeat
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Vital signs monitor — updates agent state and maintains streaks
Market & News (0/4)
Scrapes and analyzes Hacker News stories with hype scores
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Fetches and analyzes global news with ninja-style delivery
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Crypto market analysis with quant indicators (RSI, SMA, volatility)
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Stock market analysis with quant indicators and wizard flair
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Solana (0/3)
On-chain data from Dexscreener, Jupiter, and Solana RPC
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Solana Monitor
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Scheduled wallet balance and token price monitoring
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Verifiable Solana program builds via cargo-build-sbf / Anchor
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Architect & Council (11/12)
Autonomously analyzes the repo and proposes code improvements as PRs
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Council: Zuckerberg
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Move fast and break things — velocity-focused council reviewer
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Council: Mr. Wonderful
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ROI-obsessed Shark Tank dealmaker council reviewer
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Council: Musk
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First principles, 10x ambition, contrarian council reviewer
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Council: Toly
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Throughput-obsessed, parallel execution, crypto-native council reviewer
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Council: Satoshi
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Minimalist, trustless, privacy-focused council reviewer
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Council: CIA
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Classified briefing format, OPSEC-focused council reviewer
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Council: Cobain
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Anti-establishment, raw authenticity, anti-bloat council reviewer
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Pages Builder
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Builds the GitHub Pages frontend from memory data
QA compliance officer — audits memory, finds bugs, reviews PRs, files complaints
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Proposal Lint
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Syntax gate for Architect PRs — validates Python and YAML
Warmup
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Triggers all agents to populate memory and test the system